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you had me at hello.
Posted Wednesday, June 9, 2010 @ 7:01 PM by User
i just realised how funny 'YO MAMA' jokes are;

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo mama so fat she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family.

Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.

Yo Mama is so fat, when she told me her weight I thought it was her phone number.


Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.


HEHEHEHEHHEHEEHEHHEH;
What do witches eat at Halloween?
Spook-etti, Halloweenies, Devil’s food cake and Boo-berry pie.
HAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAHAH
BOO-BERRY PIE (Y)

What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?
The cat ate her.
LMAO HAHAHHHAHHAHAH


book title joke; How to Feed Elephants by P. Nutts

WHICH REMINDS ME, WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
yesterday at eastwood library... in the book reserve shelf... i spotted the COOLEST surname EVER...
SO COOL ;

twas; ......................*drumroll*


BOMBPROOF! HAHAHAHAHAHHA HOW COOL IS THAT ?!
- i gotta admit, that its cooler than mine :(
picture proof ~~



ALSO; i have my own personalised cup
VERY VERY PRETTTY -~