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fuck, she has a twin.
Posted Sunday, April 25, 2010 @ 7:22 PM by User
EVERYBODY READ THE BOOK THIEF. discovery #2
okay, this is fucking freaky stuff. i even dog-eared the page cause its so funny, but freaky too.
and without further ado (HAHAHHA)
on page 438;
'There had been a woman. Standing in the corner. She had the thickest plait he'd ever seen. It roped down her back, and ocassionally, when she brought it over her shoulder, it lurked at her colossal breast like an overfed pet. In fact, everything about her was magnified. Her lips, her legs. Her paved teeth. She had a large, direct voice and her name was Mrs Dapig.'
HAHAHHHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH
HAHHAAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAAHHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHH
DOES THAT DESCRIPTION REMIND YOU OF SOMEONE?!
THAT PARTICULAR INCREDIBLY RELIGIOUS BIG-BOOBIED WOMAN?
i won't mention names :D
okay, that part about her name being 'Mrs Dapig' was made up by me.
DON'T YOU THINK SO ?!
I WAS LIKE OH MYYYYYYYY FUCK, HOLY SHIT. SO DAMN SIMILAR.
okay, yeah, that made my day today :)
-love her scarf.